Bon Voyage...farewell...adios...

We at "Caroga Cruise Lines" didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind, we have a special offer for those who want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbra Streisand, Pierre Salinger, Michael Moore, P Didn't, and anyone else who made the promise, please report to Florida for the sailing of the fun ship cruise, Elation, which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended least four years. 

Your captain is to be Bill Clinton and your cruise director will be Al Gore. Monica Lewinsky will be your recreation director and Ted Kennedy will act as lifeguard and supervise swimming instruction. He will also teach a course in emergency procedures. Your spiritual advisor will be the Rev. Jesse Jackson.  John Kerry will "have a plan" for any of you who are not sure what to do while onboard. And, of course, Dan Rather will be in charge of all monies on board to insure there will be no counterfeits.

Special Announcement! - Dr. Jocelyn Elder will be on board to counsel those who are having deep depressions over Kerry losing

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hilliary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and furnishings until you return.

Bon Voyage!




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