Caroga Phone Calll

A man decided to write a book about churches across the United States.

First, the man visits a church in California.
During his tour of the magnificent building he sees a
golden telephone on a wall with a sign that reads 
$10,000
a minute.
Intrigued, he asks about the phone
and learns that the golden phone is a direct line to 
Heaven that can be used to
talk directly to God.

Next, the man visits a church in Utah.
Again, he notices exactly the same type of phone,
with exactly the same sign on it. Sure enough, upon
inquiry, he discovers that it is a direct line to Heaven
 and can be used to

talk directly to God.

Continuing through many other states,
he finds the same phone with the same sign
and is told the same story, until, finally,
upon arriving in Caroga, lo and behold, he 
sees the usual golden telephone
with a 
different sign.
This time, the sign reads
"calls 25 cents."

He quickly finds a local and says to him,
"I have been in cities all across the country,
and in each church I found this golden telephone,
was told that it was a direct line to Heaven
and that I could talk to God, but, in all the
other churches across the country,
it was $10,000.00 a minute.
Your sign reads 25 cents a call. Why?"

The local smiles at him and says
"My son, that's very easy to explain.
You see, you're in Caroga Lake now and, of course,
it's a local call from here."

"Next"

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